Love
As I place the Wii remote into its proper steering wheel, excitement
overthrows me. I choose Mario, because
well lets face it Mario is the best option there is. Rainbow Road is my course
of action; the colors enhance me. Off to a good start, I was in second but I collected
a star and ended up zooming right past Bowser. The music in the background
motivates me even more, the great Super Mario Brothers track, sent down from
the heavens. I’m now in fourth place, but I throw a shell and it hits Princess
Peach, leading me to second. One more track run to go, and I’m still in second. What is
that I see? It is a lovely giant mushroom; success. As I receive the power up I
crush Luigi and reach the finish line. Success; god I love this game.
Hate
3..2..1..GO! Why is my button not working? Dear god why won’t
I move? Finally I’m moving, and trailing behind in last place. Thank god yes; I’m
about to pass Luigi. Wait, who threw that shell?! Are you kidding me? Whoever
threw that shell isn’t going to wake up tomorrow, I swear to god. Wait, I’m in
fourth place? There’s no way, no way right now. Oh my god no, I’ve been looking
at the wrong screen this whole entire time are you kidding me? Okay maybe if I get
that mushroom power up I can win! No way, did Bowser really just take that
power up from me. Well at least I am not in last place..is this a joke?
Princess Peach just threw a banana peel at me and went in front of me. I’ve
saved her from Bowsers castle what; thirty times? Maybe more? Does she really
have the audacity to throw a banana peel at me? Well this is almost over and I’m
in last, I hate this damn game.
